1. When you come back home after a date, look at your face in the mirror, and instantly feel embarrassed at how you looked the entire day.
2. When you suddenly see someone you know in a market or a mall, you give them a huge smile, and immediately realise that person has just not noticed you.
3. When you wave at someone enthusiastically, and immediately realise you don't know that person.
4. When you pretend in front of strangers at a bus stop that you are talking on phone, and suddenly your phone rings.
5. When you are about to sit in a bus, and somebody else grabs that seat before you.
6. When you pull a door and realise you were supposed to push it. And vice versa.
7. When you tell a joke, and nobody finds it funny.
8. When you are about to hug someone, and that person offers to handshake.
9. When you write a long romantic text and send it to your boss by mistake.
10. Or even worse, when you type in abuses for your boss and send it to him only by mistake.
11. When you lift your hand up to high-five with someone, and get no response from that person.
12. When you laugh out loud remembering a joke in the middle of a street, and suddenly realise that everyone is looking at you.
13. When you open your mouth to sing a song, and end up sound like a croak.
14. When you ask someone to show you some denims and tees, and realise that person is not the sales guy at the store, but a shopper like you.
15. When you are just about to enter the Metro, and the door slams shut on your face.
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