1. You are a pro at getting ready in just five minutes. You don't have to think really hard for hours what to wear, after all! All you have to do is throw yourself into that old, ripped jeans and you favourite tee. Ta da... you are ready! Makeup be damned!
2. This is how you react when your girlie friends talk about the latest fashion trends, their new haircuts, nail paints, etc.
3. Even if you try to indulge in some girl talks, you end up feeling like this!
4. When your girlie friends bitch non-stop about their boyfriends, you feel bad for those guys.
5. You prefer watching a football match to gossiping.
6. And you are not at all embarrassed when you shout your lungs out in ecstasy when your favourite team makes a goal.
7. By drinks, you only mean beer! Chilled beer! Soft drinks or juices are so not your thing!
8. Shopping gives your headaches. You can't even stand online shopping.
9. The selfie bug has never bitten you. And you thank God for that.
10. You feel like Unfriending those girls on your Facebook friends' list who keep posting pictures of their last meals, and cute babies, and selfies and their favourite sportsmen and just about any random thing.
11. You don't understand why other girls take so long in the washrooms.
12. You were never and will never be figure-conscious. You simply love your burgers and beer.
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