Sunday, June 22, 2014

14 Signs That You Are A Die-Hard Chicken Lover


Planning a dinner date with your partner and all that's running into your head is which restaurant to choose so that you can devour your favourite chicken dish? Well, it's time you realised that you are in love... with chicken more than your girlfriend or boyfriend! 'Ha! Who cares? I'm just going to dig my teeth into the mouth-watering chicken delicacy!' – your instant reply! If that's exactly and/or very close to your thoughts, then rest assured you are definitely going to upset your date tonight! But that's something you are going to worry about only after feasting upon the lip-smacking chicken, right? While it's one of the ways to find out that you are a crazy chicken lover, here are some more signs that underline your unconditional love and weakness for the non-veg delicacy!

1. You can name almost all the chicken dishes in one go.


2. You have eaten chicken at ALL the restaurants in your city.


3. You believe that the non-vegetarians aren't really enjoying their lives.


4. You get the most upset during Navratris, Shivratris, Janmashtamis et al.


5. Once you start eating chicken, you secretly wish the moment to never end.


6. You know which bread goes well with which chicken and you have tried it all.


7. You feel a certain sense of competition with someone who claims to love chicken as much as you do.


8. You get really annoyed if someone calls chicken meat.


9. When a non-vegetarian friend orders a veg dish for himself/herself, you make fun of him/her.


10. You may not know how to make even Maggie or a cup of tea, but you can cook at least five varieties of chicken.


11. Luv Shuv Tey Chicken Khurana is your all-time favorite Bollywood film.


12. Choosing which chicken dish to order from the menu is the toughest thing ever for you.


13. You hate it when people don't finish their chicken dishes completely.


14. And finally, trying chicken from each and every country is something on your bucket list.

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