Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Why Sunny Leone's Ragini MMS 2 Posters Are Boring

Sunny Leone spells hotness. So do her films' posters and stills. Obviously.

But, but, but... her tantalizing Ragini MMS 2 photos have been robbed of the required luster and lusciousness, thanks to their clearly forced, cliche, well-worn punchlines.

Here's my take on Sunny Leone's upcoming film's posters' oh-so cheesy, real bummer punchlines. No wonder they read like some C-grade movie posters. Here goes:


And how exactly does that make a difference if you are SLEEPING?


Nothing as compared to what you can do for yourself.


Truth. And the truth is that too much jism-flaunting has always fallen flat in Bollywood...unless you are Vidya Balan. And without good acting, the results have been disastrous. Now your turn, Sunny - truth or dare?


Oh! So you have some to put up on sale!


Poor thing! Johny-Johny gets a Sunny-Sunny makeover. I pity the kids of this generation.


C'mon Ekta (Kapoor)... This line no more sounds quirky. Get innovative, please.


It's better to be late than sorry. Now that you've realized the worth of wearing clothes, let me tell you that I have loads in my wardrobe also. Choose something from there.


Don't forget you made similar tall claims before Jism 2 also. Are you ready for a second time now?


No wonder YOU asked this! Sunny nights!!?? Do you really think that's possible? And days are anyway sunny, you dumbo.


Tonight? Tonight Leone sounds so eeks! Sunny is still a better name. Or, do you think a name change would get you some success here? Even in that case, it's a bad choice.


How trashy! Even Ramsay Brothers wouldn't have used this line!


I'm sure your answer wouldn't be 'dil'.


No! Brains can't be borrowed!


Confusion here. Do you really mean pyaar?

Do you agree that the above poster punchlines are in bad taste? Share your comments below.

Images Courtesy: Ragini MMS 2's Facebook Page

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