Friday, November 15, 2013

Why Avoiding Katrina Kaif's 'Dhoom Machale' Is A Crime

The third version of the Dhoom title track is creating waves and how!

However, keeping up with the tradition, some 'responsible reviewers' are casting their 'smart' stones at the song's visuals, dressing down the dazzling diva. But I'm glad to announce that the spicy number is going great guns in full swing.

What becomes mandatory to mention here is that a certain indolent section of the society must have given the song a miss for reasons best known to them. Right? Here's a humble request – guys, go, check out the video right away and save yourselves from missing out on celebrating so many advantages.

Don't believe me? Okay, read my top five reasons mentioned below. I know you will have plugged into your lappies by the time your eyes reach the last line.

5) BECAUSE OF KATRINA'S RED-HOT POUTS


Glamour and pouts go hand in hand, but few can pull off the deadly combo with flourish. Many cine-sizzlers have tried it, but there have been rare occasions when a hot-bod darling could rise to the challenge, winning the day. Katrina, in Dhoom Machale Dhoom, is an evident exception. She has, pretty obviously, set the pulses of the nation racing, as the absolute sexed-up Goddess. And while her sultry moves and ravishing outfits play a huge role in transporting that oomph factor to the silver screens, we can't overlook Kat's tantalizing, sensuous pouts she teases us with, every now and then. The gorgeous siren laps up full marks for getting it all just so right, making the sensational song her own.

4) BECAUSE OF KATRINA'S ULTRA-HOT MOVES


If Sheila Ki Jawaani and Chikni Chameli were hotness personified, Kat's seductive gyrations have easily taken Dhoom Machale Dhoom many notches higher. Whether as the wet-n-wild water babe or the oomphilicious lady on the floor, the bombshell is a sure-shot eye candy.

3) BECAUSE OF KATRINA'S SEXILICIOUS COSTUMES


Let's keep it as straight as it is – Kaif is simply a stunner in all her Dhoom Machale dresses. Be it her dangerously cut-out bondage attire, or the tempting neon pink bikini top, or the provocative red & golden body-fit suit, or those flirtatious bustiers and hot shorts – the B-Town diva shakes her booty to utter perfection in every look. And we just love Katrina's figure-flaunting, sexy numbers, gorgeously accentuating her enviable curves.

2) BECAUSE WE DON'T MIND IGNORING THE DHOOM MEN ON THEIR MEAN MACHINES


C'mon guys, we expected you to dish out something novel and whip up a fresh feel to your first looks! The trailers of Dhoom:3 look more or less the same as those of its prequel duo. Thank God for the recently out title track, which is clearly a welcome break from all those mundane, seen-infinity-times-before bike stunts. Katrina's movings and shakings are oh-so drool-worthy that we hardly notice the macho trio of Abhishek Bachchan, Uday Chopra and of course, Aamir Khan, performing the so-called daredevil sequences on their bikes. Also, it's high time you boys (read Bachchan and Chopra) learnt some road safety tips and started wearing your helmets that must be eating dhool, lying in some far corners of your homes.

1) BECAUSE RANBIR MIGHT NOT BE TOO HAPPY WITH THE SONG'S SUPER SEXINESS


We surely can hog the whole Katrina-Kaif-Feast in the zesty number without even batting an eyelid. But I'm sure our lover boy, Ranbir Kapoor, might not really appreciate the idea of his alleged girl being watched with hawk-like eyes of thousands of men out there. And no prizes for guessing that we would absolutely relish the thought of giving sleepless nights to RK-The-Superstar. What say, guys?

Do you agree with my reasons? Or, do you have some more to add here? Feel free to share your opinions.

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