Why Sunny Leone's Ragini MMS 2 Posters Are Boring

Sunny Leone spells hotness. So do her films' posters and stills. Obviously.

But, but, but... her tantalizing Ragini MMS 2 photos have been robbed of the required luster and lusciousness, thanks to their clearly forced, cliche, well-worn punchlines.

Here's my take on Sunny Leone's upcoming film's posters' oh-so cheesy, real bummer punchlines. No wonder they read like some C-grade movie posters. Here goes:

And how exactly does that make a difference if you are SLEEPING?

Nothing as compared to what you can do for yourself.

Truth. And the truth is that too much jism-flaunting has always fallen flat in Bollywood...unless you are Vidya Balan. And without good acting, the results have been disastrous. Now your turn, Sunny - truth or dare?

Oh! So you have some to put up on sale!

Poor thing! Johny-Johny gets a Sunny-Sunny makeover. I pity the kids of this generation.

C'mon Ekta (Kapoor)... This line no more sounds quirky. Get innovative, please.

It's better to be late than sorry. Now that you've realized the worth of wearing clothes, let me tell you that I have loads in my wardrobe also. Choose something from there.

Don't forget you made similar tall claims before Jism 2 also. Are you ready for a second time now?

No wonder YOU asked this! Sunny nights!!?? Do you really think that's possible? And days are anyway sunny, you dumbo.

Tonight? Tonight Leone sounds so eeks! Sunny is still a better name. Or, do you think a name change would get you some success here? Even in that case, it's a bad choice.

How trashy! Even Ramsay Brothers wouldn't have used this line!

I'm sure your answer wouldn't be 'dil'.

No! Brains can't be borrowed!

Confusion here. Do you really mean pyaar?

Do you agree that the above poster punchlines are in bad taste? Share your comments below.

Images Courtesy: Ragini MMS 2's Facebook Page

Hot Shots: Kareena Kapoor Khan Poses For Hello! India

She is an absolute pro at sending her ardent fans and followers into raptures. Be it with her uber cool style statements, hot fashion sense, or simply a plain tee-denims look.

That's Kareena Kapoor Khan! Gorgeously hot and extraordinarily cool!

And when it comes to posing for a glossy, the bold Kapoor babe ensures to turn some more unread, interesting pages of her glam quotient. Her fresh stint with Hello! India magazine is proof enough for the newcomers. Take a look right here:

Rate Kareena Kapoor Khan's Hello! India photoshoot on a scale of 1 to 10.

Images Courtesy: Indian Magazine Photo Shoots' Facebook Page

Katrina Kaif's Dhoom-ilicious Photos For Vogue India

The latest Dhoom doll is getting spicier by the day.

Katrina Kaif oozes oodles of oomph and sizzle - well, this is no secret. The delectable lady gets hotter with each of her move and movie.

While we await Kat's peppy stint in her next with Aamir Khan, the gorgeous diva spells magic and masala in her freshest photoshoot. Vogue India gets lucky this month, as Kaif scorches its pages. 

Replete with utmost sexiness and irresistible glamour, the siren is a sure shot eye candy. Check out the sensational stills:

Will Katrina Kaif prove to be the hottest Dhoom girl? Share your comments below.

Images Courtesy: Indian Magazine Photo Shoots' Facebook Page

Amy Jackson Turns On The Heat As The Verve Cover Girl

Her stint with the Hindi film industry fell short of sending the viewers into raptures.

Amy Jackson's Bollywood debut, Ekk Deewana Tha, hogged headlines for all the wrong reasons last year. And failed disastrously to strike the right chord with the movie-buffs.

Nevertheless, the British model did manage to charm many with her mesmerizing looks and a svelte body.

Though Amy is actively working in the South industry currently, her fresh outing with the glossy pages of Verve India magazine is simply a marvel to behold. Check it out:

What do you think about Amy Jackson's Verve India photoshoot?

Images Courtesy: Indian Magazine Photo Shoots