10 Signs That You Are An Extremely Lazy Person

Chairs and beds are your best friends. You hate it if you have to part with them. And you totally love those who do things on your behalf... like cleaning, washing. Taking a shower or even serving yourself food is a task for you. If that's you, we've caught you! Here's proof!

1. You control the almost uncontrollable urge to pee. You end up sitting at one place, in one position, for hours only because you just don't want to get up and visit the washroom.

2. You are the last person to de-board the train/bus. You have definitely refrained from doing even that on some occasions simply because you didn't feel like getting up from your seat.

3. You always end up increasing your break time at work.

4. You keep watching one channel on TV because your remote control is not within your reach.

5. If you've somehow brought yourself to washing your clothes, there's no guarantee that you are going to put them out to dry the same day.

6. You use escalators instead of stairs – always!

7. You prefer having cold food to heating it in the microwave.

8. You have a record of never reaching anywhere on time.

9. Excuses for being late? You have hundreds of them ready – always!

10. Your moment of the most hard work in a day? Leaving the bed, it is!

8 Signs That It's Time You Should Get Married Now

You are in your late 20s or early 30s. Your passions and priorities have changed all of a sudden. You have a better control over your anger. You have begun understanding your parents' feelings and emotions. And most importantly, you call teenagers kids now!

If the above mentioned points sum up your current state of mind, then rest assured this article is definitely written for you – and exclusively so! In a nutshell, you have fallen under the 'marriageable' category. Here's listing down eight signs that clearly prove that it's time you should get married now!

1. Your elder brother/sister just got married. You have a maximum of two years before you tie that sacred knot.

2. Shanti aunty and Sharma uncle have started informing your parents about good suitable rishtas for you. If you have someone in your mind (and heart), don't wait. Go, tell your parents before they settle on a girl/boy recommended by your aunts and uncles.

3. All your friends have all of a sudden started posting their engagement pics on their Facebook and Instagram pages. And every time you Like or Comment on such pics, you are thinking of names you would keep for your engagement album on your social networking accounts.

4. Your fascination has shifted from teen dramas to family sagas. Move over Hip Hip Hurray, Sooraj Barjatya films are all set to rule, yet again!

5. You no more find your parents annoying and intruding. In fact, you listen to them very carefully now. And take their suggestions and advices very seriously.

6. Crushes, flirting and infatuations are no more your thing now. Fast bikes be damned! All you care for is to own a big car so as to enjoy a family ride in it.

7. Knowingly or unknowingly, you have starting saving money for your future. Investments, investments and investments.

8. Admit it or not, you too want to settle down now. Period!

16 Signs That You Are A Hopeless Workaholic & It's Time To Change Yourself

One day without work gives your sleepless nights! Your idea of fun is to work on Excel sheets for endless hours! You eat on your work station more than on your dining table! Well, these are sure-shot signs that you are one super crazy soul for work… lots of work!

Caution: If you relate to any five or more points mentioned below, it's time you started 'working' towards getting a life! For, even God doesn't help those who don't help themselves!

1. Getting up early in the morning isn't really a big deal for you. Even after working late hours last night, you HATE to disturb your waking hours. Even if it's a Sunday or a holiday, you end up finding yourself some pending work, thus keeping your routine as it has been for years.

2. You are the happiest around your work station in office.

3. You look down upon colleagues who go out on long coffee breaks.

4. Going on a vacation is never on your to-do list.

5. If at all you make a holiday plan, your office bag (packed with several files and laptop) never leaves your side, acting as your ultimate companion.

6. Even if you don't get a good increment or an expected promotion, you don't feel neglected, misused or discouraged. Instead, you begin working even harder… with double the efforts and dedication.

7. Thanks to the above mentioned point, you are your boss' favourite.

8. And the most hated guy/girl for your colleagues.

9. Facebooking, tweeting or Instagramming is a mere waste of time for you. If at all you use these platforms, it's strictly for professional purposes.

10. For you, it's only work and no play. Period.

11. A workless day gives you depression and serious headaches, and you end up consuming several Crocins.

12. But the moment you are assigned a task, you feel like the king of the world. Headaches be damned!

13. Even the horrid rides in the chock-a-block metros in the mornings aren't a painful experience for you, as you are the most excited about getting to office than worrying about such petty things.

14. Your family and friends often complain about your indifferent behaviour towards them. And you care a damn!

15. Your worst nightmare is getting kicked out of your job.

16. And yes, you can't sleep without making work plans for the next day. Even that gives you helluva excitement.