You Are Sure To Crack Up After Watching This Hilarious Review Of Aamir Khan's Tum Mere Ho

Believe me, this is the finniest postmortem of an Aamir Khan flick! Watch and enjoy a heart laugh!

Aamir Khan Goes NUDE: First Poster Of PK Will Shock You

Check out the interesting yet unusual first look of Aamir Khan's next with Rajkumar Hirani, PK!

SPOOF: What's On The Four Khans' Minds Today?

The Khan triumvirate is no more the same, courtesy the unannounced addition of Saif in Bollywood's most popular Khan-daan.

Shah Rukh, Salman, Aamir and Saif are industry's most saleable stars today. Okay, Saif is yet to reach there. But he is on Bollywood's ace filmmakers' wishlist nonetheless.

Anyway, let's come to business. Today, we charge our funny batteries and assume these four Khans' current states of mind. Here goes:

SHAH RUKH KHAN: AGE NO BAR, REALLY?

SALMAN KHAN: BANK ACCOUNTS VS BRAINS

AAMIR KHAN: THE WAR OF THE WORST

SAIF ALI KHAN: SAME 'OLD' STORY

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Dhoom:3 Exclusive Stills

Dhoom:3 is out and how! While the thriller couldn't escape the casting stones of some movie critics, it has been lapped up with smiles and cheers by the masses.

The opening has been good so far. And going the hype and hoopla the brand revolves around with, in addition to Aamir Khan's big-bad association with the film, Dhoom:3 is expected to set records.

Here's checking out some exclusive stills from the chor-police saga:

Have you liked Dhoom:3? Share your comments below.

Images Courtesy: Dhoom:3 The Movie's Facebook Page

If Dhoom Had No Babes And Bikes...

Just imagine the thriller only with the cop chasing the con-man, and there's no hottie or a swanky machine in sight! Sounds eeks, right? It's like ordering butter chicken, yet ending up with no butter or chicken in your bowl.

Had the makers actually given the girls and the gadgets a miss, Dhoom wouldn't have been a brand today.

Here's penning down my list of top nine possibilities in case Dhoom had been made without the spice and the speed:

9) LOTS OF ORANGES WOULD HAVE BEEN SAVED
Wondering why oranges? Well, that's only what Bipasha Basu fed herself on for three days in a chase to flaunt a hot, super toned bikini body for her beach bits.

8) SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI WOULD HAVE HATED THE FILM
Given that all Dhoom songs have been replete with sizzling babes and sparkling bikes, the makers would have had to face real tough times making a room for a foot-tapping soundtrack without these two paisa-wasool props. Surely enough, a turn down for SLB also, who is known for celebrating soulful melodies in his ventures.

7) DHOOM WOULD HAVE BEEN A FLOP
How would you like to watch a film called Dhoom without sexy legs, curvaceous bodies, and gorgeous mean machines? Naah! Not your type, right?

6) THERE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A DHOOM 2
That's pretty obvious! No clarifications here.

5) HRITHIK-AISHWARYA WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN OFFERED JODHAA AKBAR
It was clearly their blazing-hot romantic stints and that utter passionate smooch in Dhoom 2 that highlighted their unbeatable chemistry. Precisely why the two stunners were roped in to play the royal couple of Moughal era. Thus, no Dhoom 2 would have been directly equal to no Jodhaa Akbar for Hrithik Roshan and Aishwarya Rai Bachchan. Also, HR would have lost his chances of lapping up Best Actor Filmfare trophies for the two films.

4) UDAY CHOPRA WOULD BE JOBLESS
If not for Dhoom franchise, we would have given an R.I.P. tribute to this Chopra scion's filmi career soon after his multi-starrer debut over a decade ago.

3) ESHA DEOL WOULDN'T EVER BE REMEMBERED FOR ANY CINEMATIC CONTRIBUTION
I can't come up with anything talk-worthy other than her Dhoom Machale moves and that sweltering swimsuit sequence in the film...so far as Esha Deol's Dhoom participation is concerned. Imagine if she hadn't been hired to do the job! She would still have her Wikipedia profile alright...but solely owing to her connection with her star parents.

2) WE WOULDN'T BE WAITING FOR AAMIR-KATRINA TO SCORCH THE SCREENS
Pretty obviously, again. Though the super pairing would still hog headlines for any project together whatsoever.

1) I WOULDN'T BE WRITING THIS
Dhoom without bikes and babes would clearly mean no spice for a fun blog entry. Period.

Can you imagine Dhoom without babes and bikes? Share your comments below.

Why Aamir-Katrina's Jodi Looks So Hot

He is a renowned hard-core perfectionist; she has been one of the sexiest B-Town bombshells for years now. He simply dives under the skin of his screen-characters; she easily makes all her frames appear oh-so gorgeous that we love to overlook her 'emoting skills'.

Yet, the two have one thing in common - both are the absolute darlings in movie-circles. That's exactly why Aamir Khan and Katrina Kaif seem to make an exceptionally remarkable couple.

Here are my top five reasons as to why Aamir and Katrina's pairing in Dhoom:3 will get the nation curious:

5) BECAUSE IT'S THEIR FIRST FILM TOGETHER

Ever thought that these two would come together for a romantic outing? Both belong to a different kind of cinema. Certainly a 'hatke' case of pairing, Aamir and Katrina's jodi will clearly be one of the major reasons for a crowd-pulling experience at the multiplexes.

4) BECAUSE BOTH ARE KNOWN FOR CERTAIN REASONS

While Aamir is admired for his smart movie-making and bang-on marketing skills, Katrina is simply adored for all things hot. Aamir is a celebrated perfectionist among cine-buffs. Whereas, Katrina never falls short of charming the pants off her fans every so often. Thus, the two stunners will surely be a visual treat in their lovey-dovey sequences.

 

3) BECAUSE THIS IS KATRINA'S KHAN-HAT-TRICK

She has done it with Salman many a time, and her torrid hot romance with Shah Rukh in last year's blockbuster, Jab Tak Hai Jaan, has only raised the bar manifold. What was left for the sultry sensation was to finish the Khan circle now. And here she is! Getting up, close and personal with Aamir in her next and how! Katrina seems to have jumped many steps ahead as far as displaying her sizzling, crackling chemistry with AK is concerned. We like! 

2) BECAUSE AAMIR IS NOT THE 'HERO', YET GETS THE LADY

Aamir is essaying the role of the antagonist in the Christmas thriller. First for him, as well as for his ardent fans and followers. While John Abraham and Hrithik Roshan pulled the grey streaks with utmost flair in first two parts, the viewers are all the more curious to watch Aamir as a baddie. The fact that this bad man walks away with the gorgeous lady in the film, sounds like icing on the cake.

1) BECAUSE SALMAN AND RANBIR'S COMMENTS WILL BE AWAITED

As suggested by the tantalizing trailers, giving us peeps into Aamir-Katrina's blazing bits, it is but obvious that the paparazzi shall go out of their way to dig out some spicy statements or reactions from Katrina's rumoured ex and present flames.

Will Aamir-Katrina become the year's hottest couple? Share your comments below.

Why Avoiding Katrina Kaif's 'Dhoom Machale' Is A Crime

The third version of the Dhoom title track is creating waves and how!

However, keeping up with the tradition, some 'responsible reviewers' are casting their 'smart' stones at the song's visuals, dressing down the dazzling diva. But I'm glad to announce that the spicy number is going great guns in full swing.

What becomes mandatory to mention here is that a certain indolent section of the society must have given the song a miss for reasons best known to them. Right? Here's a humble request – guys, go, check out the video right away and save yourselves from missing out on celebrating so many advantages.

Don't believe me? Okay, read my top five reasons mentioned below. I know you will have plugged into your lappies by the time your eyes reach the last line.

5) BECAUSE OF KATRINA'S RED-HOT POUTS

Glamour and pouts go hand in hand, but few can pull off the deadly combo with flourish. Many cine-sizzlers have tried it, but there have been rare occasions when a hot-bod darling could rise to the challenge, winning the day. Katrina, in Dhoom Machale Dhoom, is an evident exception. She has, pretty obviously, set the pulses of the nation racing, as the absolute sexed-up Goddess. And while her sultry moves and ravishing outfits play a huge role in transporting that oomph factor to the silver screens, we can't overlook Kat's tantalizing, sensuous pouts she teases us with, every now and then. The gorgeous siren laps up full marks for getting it all just so right, making the sensational song her own.

4) BECAUSE OF KATRINA'S ULTRA-HOT MOVES

If Sheila Ki Jawaani and Chikni Chameli were hotness personified, Kat's seductive gyrations have easily taken Dhoom Machale Dhoom many notches higher. Whether as the wet-n-wild water babe or the oomphilicious lady on the floor, the bombshell is a sure-shot eye candy.

3) BECAUSE OF KATRINA'S SEXILICIOUS COSTUMES

Let's keep it as straight as it is – Kaif is simply a stunner in all her Dhoom Machale dresses. Be it her dangerously cut-out bondage attire, or the tempting neon pink bikini top, or the provocative red & golden body-fit suit, or those flirtatious bustiers and hot shorts – the B-Town diva shakes her booty to utter perfection in every look. And we just love Katrina's figure-flaunting, sexy numbers, gorgeously accentuating her enviable curves.

2) BECAUSE WE DON'T MIND IGNORING THE DHOOM MEN ON THEIR MEAN MACHINES

C'mon guys, we expected you to dish out something novel and whip up a fresh feel to your first looks! The trailers of Dhoom:3 look more or less the same as those of its prequel duo. Thank God for the recently out title track, which is clearly a welcome break from all those mundane, seen-infinity-times-before bike stunts. Katrina's movings and shakings are oh-so drool-worthy that we hardly notice the macho trio of Abhishek Bachchan, Uday Chopra and of course, Aamir Khan, performing the so-called daredevil sequences on their bikes. Also, it's high time you boys (read Bachchan and Chopra) learnt some road safety tips and started wearing your helmets that must be eating dhool, lying in some far corners of your homes.

1) BECAUSE RANBIR MIGHT NOT BE TOO HAPPY WITH THE SONG'S SUPER SEXINESS

We surely can hog the whole Katrina-Kaif-Feast in the zesty number without even batting an eyelid. But I'm sure our lover boy, Ranbir Kapoor, might not really appreciate the idea of his alleged girl being watched with hawk-like eyes of thousands of men out there. And no prizes for guessing that we would absolutely relish the thought of giving sleepless nights to RK-The-Superstar. What say, guys?

Do you agree with my reasons? Or, do you have some more to add here? Feel free to share your opinions.

Katrina Kaif's 'Dhoom Machale' Pics: Does She Strike A Chord?

It's out! Katrina Kaif has finally put an end to the long wait that's been keeping us guessing for months now.

The third Dhoom Machale video of the thrilling chor-police franchise is there for all to see. While the first two tracks boasted of sensational Esha Deol and sultry Aishwarya Rai Bachchan respectively, the latest title number has always been expected to be super high on hotness quotient, courtesy the delectable lady in it.

Kat's many racy and fiery avatars in the peppery song have been scorching the TV screens and virtual space. What's more, barring a handful of critics, the sizzling visual treat has been a real delight for the ardent cine-buffs.

I'm leaving the debate as to whether Katrina Kaif wins brownie points for her new sexy stint or not, for my next blog. For now, let's just revel in the saucy stills from the freshly churned out Dhoom number here -

Let's accept it - the charismatic Katrina Kaif is undoubtedly looking smoking-hot in her first Dhoom attempt. Don't you agree?

Images Courtesy: UTV